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( laughing)
Important?
Next, onions. Prepare one cup, finely chopped.
Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
124 hours.
( sighs)
( crickets chirping)
What's the good word, honey? Mmm.
Yeah.
Okay.
Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic.
We can't let two little kids beat us out.
Something I'm sure no one else would think of.
You don't mean to tell me they're not still on that thing?
I mean, after all, here you are almost 13, over the hill.
Well, wouldn't it be great if we could stow away on a spaceship?
we're going to have to do it all over again.
Well, I'd better get going.
We're fixing Marcia's radio.
No. You mean this is news?
Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye.
( humming)
♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
Hi, Alice.
( chuckling)
Come on, Bobby,
Yeah, it is. Can I help you?
But we can't stop, Mom.
What if we set a new record?
Fat, bald, wrinkled.
Oh, Alice, it was simply beautiful.
Sure, the three of us will watch TV, play games,
It has to be official.
( phone rings) Whoops, I'll get it.
What?
What's "ballast"?
Dad, why is setting a record such a big deal to them?
the obvious, like toasters.
( crickets chirping)
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