Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Never underestimate the power of shitposters

I need a breakthrough, Malaya.

How you doin', huh?

Wait. What did you do? Nothing.

You're doing great,

This is what boys do!

the safer this world is gonna be.

Wait. He has a very developed sense of humor.

Have some civic pride, huh?

No. Facts cannot be racist.

and actually helping, that you'll like it.

But these nights are not about the kids.

from American foreign policy.

I'm expecting some granola from Oregon.

...people shop for some of the same things.

you weren't gonna come, and so, I asked Frank

Hector's at the pole again!

Okay, good. I'm fine.

I can't even get through the doors

So, hell no, I won't go,

You need to stop biting

I tell my son, "Finish eighth grade,

With HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS I SNOW WEREN'T CAN FLY!

I've been working

were a parting gift

I'm gonna be there, okay?

it's Parents Night at school tonight.

This Norman Rockwell display might warm the cockles

Brush your teeth; I want to play.

They never... We've got time.

Okay, okay. Now!

He needs you to show up for him at Parents Night

You got it? Yep.

This is his brother.

♪ That you speak of? ♪

Frank doesn't live here anymore.

I understand. It's good.

Well, you missed one.

I'm gonna get, like, a six on this test!

is that you, the one Korean I know,

This is Carl's.

salt... people are stealing salt, Kash, what the hell?

Go, distract, distract.

to show up, and he says he won't,

or I will find you and I will beat you senseless.

RING-a-DING! DING! those SAT words Never underestimate the power of flashcards!

right up into a clock tower with a sniper rifle.

but, uh, there's another session in two weeks.

I wasn't given any money up front!

Pounding, pounding, pounding relentlessly.

And they enter our space for a moment.

can get him out.

to discuss behavioral problems.

They have to pay for their sins.