Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a holiday weekend.

Ma'am, it's not a race.

Okay, but after that one, you're cut off!

It's so romantic.

Not this weekend anyway.

I'm not some miserable, lonely person.

Snacks, a james patterson audio book

Okay, seriously, what the crap

Can I help you with that diaper bag?

I wanted to surprise them for their anniversary.

Cover your ears and hum "the battle hymn of the republic."

Just go ahead and give me my one key

Freeing me from the shackles

Why don't we rent a car, split the drive?

Uh, the nearest one that's-that's kind of dirty

I've been in a car all morning.

Although, sometimes

It's just so freaking huge!

Whether I am in a relationship or not. Okay? Curtis?

Thank you Linus

So you're gonna have to lose the whole midwestern

We're here for a wedding. Ouch.

I will fight you for it.

Here's how this goes down.