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Come on. Faster.
- [high-pitched ringing] - [whimpering]
Sorry, man. That's not enough.
At every one of these engagements, we try to bring you
Tell me what you think about...
- Oh, shit. [laughs] - [chuckles]
Wait. Hold on. Let me... let me ask you something.
And then we have our hypebeast faggots,
And you don't want to get them off the black market,
- You look amazing. - You look so good.
Because a good friend would've told you
Stand-up guy.
ALFRED: We just passed two.
- Hey, Paper Boi! - Ooh, Paper Boi!
♪
I apologize if I hurt people.
No. I generally like to cleanse before I go all in.
People get really sensitive... [gasps]
[clicks tongue] Well,
[groans, grunts]
[sighs]
- [indistinct chatter] - [music playing faintly]
not what the fuck you wanted to hear!
- Hold up, hold up, hold up. - What?
Because you tried to ruin my career.
You're a rapper.
- [Darius speaking indistinctly] - [bell tinkling]
[sighs]
Yeah, oh, I don't think anyone expects
If you don't have that, guess what--
just know that I love you very much.
- Spa passes? - Mm-hmm.
is, like, y'all don't know anything about yourselves.
Yeah, they don't... they don't let you say no in there.
However...
[applause]
We clownin' on. Oh, come on. Let's go.
- Hey! Paper Boi! - Paper Boi!
ten hours.
I'll have the same thing, man.
[exhales slowly]
[indistinct chatter]
Don't worry.