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let’s get the show on the road!
and type and understand.
Oh, no.
A good long break.
Connect, refresh, heal.
This is more like starve, sweat and hand sanitize.
- All right, come on. - (groans softly)
Um... I gave up skulking for Rebecca,
Yes. Yes.
Uh... (grunts)
- Mixy, Toxy, Cloxy? - Wait.
Ugh! Always the hero.
W-What are you doing here?
Women are afraid of being bitches, and so when they...
and it's only because I'm hungry.
Um, my best friend moved away;
♪ Thought bubbles in your mind. ♪
You can be alone.
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
They are, yes.
It's... I'm just so happy to see you.
Oh, I love you, Josh.
It's the San Gabriel Valley's version of Burning Man.
Look... you're wrong.
(keys clank on floor)
I don't expect you to understand.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay?
Valencia, you're gonna have a good time here, okay?
♪ ♪
Um, may I ask, what kind of note-taking app is that?
I don't know.
I'm Paula's bitch, kind of. Sorry.
If you were a hunter/gatherer, you would be dead in days.
Noneya? Great, and I can find that at iTunes or...
A serial monogamist.
VALENCIA (baby voice): Was it compli-mi-wonicated?
but what do you have
- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. - Oh, yeah,
Really feel like I'm a whole new pers...
Yes, oh, right... We're just here.
some of your earthy water.
Come on. Oh, come on.
You mean like dating dating? Why?
But the truth is...
I'm so sad about Josh.
I haven't met his daughter yet, so...
Aw, guys, we're all bitches.
Have you read Roxane Gay's Op-Eds in The New York Times?
(laughing)
I heard that you like snails.
the colorful toadstools and the eggs.
you're, you're very petite.
Oh, thanks.
- I mean, it's very primal. - Mm.
♪ ♪
Wow.
specialized note-taking app.
Not even... a raise doesn't even occur to them...
He ain't cheap.
Um, it's... this is kind of embarrassing, but, you know,
- Uh... - Well,
I figured it out.
Oh, uh,
Come on, when I see your abs, I definitely do.
Oh, come on, it's just a friendly stranger.
He makes me so mad.
♪ I used to like guacamole, now I don't like guacamole ♪