Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or, you know, we could just talk about our shared trauma?

♪ How will I ever be a good father? ♪

- What are we even doing here? - Take off your pants.

(professor speaking indistinctly)

Yeah, and Rebecca's a super smart dynamo

- Whoa. - Whoa.

Hector and his mom started a dating advice podcast,

of why I'm so happy being single.

♪ That's another bad thought ♪

he left me, emotionally, long before.

I thought you liked me for me.

Wow, a shirt with sleeves...

I just had an abortion, damn it.

Postmates won't deliver to me anymore.

Oh, wow, you win.

Anyway, just go talk to him, okay?

Well, I don't know how to do that,

we're liberating that word from its misogynistic confines.

that's twenty... one,

White Josh has a serious boyfriend;

I'm gonna read you some more of that Blood and Lice book.

That's what this is, isn't it?

No, no, I meant,

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

Okay, good-bye.

- Oh, my God! - What's your problem, dude?

I never, never want to see him again.

♪ Well, I don't mind being alone ♪

♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪

What? Hey, hey, D, talk to me.

God, my notes are the worst.

When they apply for a job, they just think,

distinguished than I expected.

- Have you ever read Roxane Gay? - Oh, my God.

and, I mean, I get it, I'm Barb, she's Nancy, and I just...

and our hearts.

When she's a mannequin in the window

♪ I don't like that thought ♪

Ew. The only person I knew with lice

Valencia doesn't want to bond with you.

Step aside. Step aside.

They're gonna look great on you.

♪ And I can't beat the thought 'cause he's super swoll ♪

Okay, that's something.

He seems so... is that from... Law school.

Oh, my God, stop it. I told you,

We're just gonna, you know, study, and coffee, and...

- Valencia, again, you're not fat. - (sighs)

Exactly! You know what?

It's just that he was more...

I'm a pretty ballet dancer.

where moms run around all day. (snorts)

♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪

you're sure he's not coming back anytime soon?

Sorry to interrupt.

- Can I see that brochure? - Sure.

Okay, you just need to read Roxane Gay.

'cause, we get it, you and Darryl are in love.

when I saw Pippin at the student union

♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪

Nothing. Hide till he leaves.

It's so nice to meet you, Madison.

What's up, Jerry? How's it going, man?

while that... jerk is out there