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Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
- V. - What?
so freakin' happy you're here.
come on it's on me
Okay, you just... I'm gonna...
Okay, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,
Thanks, folks.
I do kind of enjoy this.
She thinks she does because we're enmeshed
(sighs)
VALENCIA: Ooh, I'm a ballerina.
I'm fine now.
♪ That's a bad thought ♪
I get it, I'm a ginormous 6, junior 5/7,
I still haven't told my daughters the truth.
Anyway, look,
They're like athletic pants.
She's a state senator now.
(baby voice): Oh, was it? Was it complicated?
♪ ♪
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It's all in this book. Here, just read the book.
New Jersey?
♪ Alone with my thoughts ♪
♪ With my thoughts. ♪
It's gonna be great.
(talking indistinctly)
The way you've treated her.
(gasps)
(indistinct laughter, chatter)
No, I-it's not weird.
I am so sorry.
I got us a tiny tent. Mm.
- Here. - Thank you.
I can't send the data to us.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
You know what's confusing and gross, Josh?
by-by hooking up with another woman.
the strength that you have, because you're small but fierce.
Valencia, you can't leave.
by ingesting each other's lice,
Shh! I am trying to enjoy my sensory bath.
into something serious.
You did a great job.
with the boyfriend's ex... it's weird.
Found myself in the neighborhood
And these bonding techniques
I killed the relationship because I had to.
I-I don't even prefer a gender.
A Triceratops tolerance?
Now this place really sucks.
Look, I know something's been up with you lately
This is amazing, so let's bond, okay?
♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪
♪ That's why that kid almost died in that pool ♪
Damn it. I said it again.
you know, p...
Also, your equipment smells delicious.
I don't have a type.
What? Dogs don't like fireworks. I read about it.
and then you repaid her by sleeping with her,
What happened here?
Be still, child.
Okay, just take a bunch
I love a good public poo.
- I was... - I... wow, so,
Noneya.
I feel like my life has changed, you know, I've just...
I'm super fat.