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We dated during the separation but we're just friends now, aren't we?
I was planning on doing that anyway.
Just as there will always be those who prefer to sit in the dark,
It's more than that. Julie loves me.
Let me have a look at that.
It's so weird. Smells have been making me nauseous lately.
Not all wives.
George.
The damage could have been far more extensive.
Couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?
This was before we were married, so forgive me if I'm hazy on the details.
You know, it seems you won't be happy
- Isn't the leather interior wonderful? - It is.
- OK. - That night I found you in my house.
A whole evening of bonsai trees? Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me?
I heard that you and Edie broke into Paul Young's house.
- You don't really even know him. - I know this much.
He discovered some inside scoop on the Metro account.
- Why were you really there? - You know why.
Hello, Susan.
Maybe it's in that one tenth of a percent that God resides.
- How exciting. What's the occasion? - My husband's going-away party.
OK, um...
- Again. - No, you don't.
My God, it's Peterson. Excuse me.
- See you later. - Can't wait.
What did I tell you about being rude to customers?
So thanks.
...Susan suffered through countless failures.
The doctor upped his dosage twice and it's still not helping.
Are you so insecure that you have to pull that crap?
Despite her desire to do well by her daughter...
Yeah, he's a terrific guy.
Morning, ladies. Just coming in for a little more fuel.
George always has a way of making me feel good about myself.
Congratulations, you read me like a book.
I know, Susan, I don't know what I'm gonna do!
Tom happened to met a rising young executive
All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
Let's pack our bags and get out of here.
Excellent.
Are you going to make a purchase today?
First, what kind of shape is this woman in?
We'd be terrible parents.
[They shriek]