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[Bells ring]
[Inaudible]
Ridiculously simple, isn't it?
I'll deliver him back to you as soon as I can.
She's right over there.
I don't wanna be your girlfriend or hang out.
Oh, that's my cell. Sorry.
- Well, you assumed wrong. - I'm sorry.
OK. OK! Susan made me do it.
In that moment,
Keeps blathering on about blackmail notes and dead babies.
[Slurps]
You think?
I want you to leave me alone, OK?
- Keep your friends close... - Keep your enemies closer.
Thank you! And you!
What? We don't have a thing.
- You want some help? - I'm good.
you know, throwing gravel in your face.
I wanted to, but I kept putting it off. I knew how you'd react.
Well, this is really neat.
Listen, continuing to see him would just give him false hope.
Susan.
- Ow... ow... - I'll make it up to you.
I'm not looking to break up a happy couple.
- But if you feel threatened... - I don't feel threatened.
George, as it turns out, I won't be able to go with you to the bonsai expo.
Honey, take over a minute. I'm giving a speech.
[baby grunts]
I find, with the right chemicals, you can get rid of almost anything.
I did, I... I think.
But he told her he wasn't the marrying kind.
They'll take me away. Take you away. Don't you get that?
This endless suspicion of yours has become very tiring.
The biological mother was a drug addict.
Are you OK?
Not good. My cardiologist is an idiot.
It wasn't subtle.
Don't you think it spices up the room?
You just had to be there.
It doesn't matter if she has feelings for me as long as I'm not interested.
- I'm on the pill, for God's sakes! - OK.
Thank you, Edie.
You know what I'm gonna miss most about him?
- Annabel is ancient history. - She's in the next room.
It's not a wedding, it's a commitment ceremony. Now sit down and...
...try to... fit in.