Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you're saying Luke thought I made up a crazy story...
- Carry your bird, miss? - Hi, I didn't expect to see you here.
- I do, I absolutely do. - Are you sure?
And how did he know the bird was missing?
You don't have to do that.
- So, who's your friend? - Homework.
I called him, Mom, okay?
What does?
I don't think Linda would've even considered cat-sitting without Paul.
The teeniest feather could knock me in the gutter.
Hold on. Come on.
- I am so thrilled about this. - I'm glad.
Was what?
and the whole concept that her one point in life is to serve somebody else.
Thank God.
- Hey. - Hey, you.
- It's for me. - Clearly.
Do you have feelings for this man?
So you're sure we need this many cans?
Apparently we do.
Both of you are going to hell. I hope you know that.
- I'd love to. - Great.
- Really? Where? - I don't know.
It sounds like a code for, 'l'm not wearing any underwear.'
I gotta go check on Apricot.
It says she has a choice and Donna Reed didn't.
You are so sensitive about the whole Donna Reed thing.
- Does Martha Stewart do it? - Yes.
Okay, we have classic rock, progressive rock, pretty-boy rock...
The store was his life. Mine, too, I guess.
but they're a little richer, a little warmer.
I hope you know that I don't expect you to be Donna Reed.
Hold on.
and in comes the seedy crowd. You got trouble, my friends.
Voila! Your breakfast.
- I'm not completely sure yet. - Okay, I want details.
Mother-daughter window washing. We should try that.
You're crazy. I'm doing her a favor.
- Your home? - Yes.
- A little ambience? - This is a diner. We don't do ambience.
I also wouldn't rule out keyboardist...
Say yes, or there's another verse.
I was upset when you came home late for dinner.
- Did you know that? - I did not know that.
Sookie, you're not serious.
Being apart was too painful to even talk about.
Houdini habits.
So I evaluated the situation in my usual calm, cool, collected manner...
at the top of her lungs. And now, nothing. Silence.
It was a pretty weird joke to hear coming out of your mouth.
Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, The Wallflowers, Bush...
Maybe I do. I haven't given it that much thought.
- The miscellaneous section. - That sounds right.
One of my favorites is when Mary, the daughter, gets a part-time job...
The husband, Alex, comes home late for dinner, and he didn't call.
I spent a lot of minutes I was supposed to be in school.