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Somebody help me! Somebody help me!
No rush.
I have seen plenty of other famous people.
The good news is I was halfway there, and nothing could stop me.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, I should tell you...
Oh, bite me! [Crying]
- First person there wins! - Doesn't matter how you get there.
but this isn't a race.
I just had the worst cab ride of my life.
- [Male Vocalist] Hyahl - [Whip Cracks]
I always get those two confused.
First, her boyfriend and former cohost, Don, left her for another job.
- We gotta go back to Paris. - And take ballroom dancing.
Faster. Mush! Mush!
A real New Yorker would know the subway's faster.
Some lady almost got me killed. Maury Povich stole my cab.
but, baby, I'm really scared that we're not pregnant yet.
- And why would I? - Are you kidding me?
[Man: Folk] # Gather round, ye children #
- Robin, I had no idea that... - No, it's my fault for thinking that you might care.
Come on, Playboy Channel.
That's why I didn't let it bother me.
# Marshall #
Hey, it's Lily. Help me!
# To sing ##
Do I just put people to sleep?
I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker until you've seen Woody Allen.
Uses a hybrid-steel tube structure...
So badly that I just ditched my best friend when she needed me.