HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[Bell Dings]
Uh, well, this... this is something important.
- [Marshall Screams] - [Lily] Hey, you...
Don't worry. I am not here to step on your toesies.
And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary.
Hey, you're probably on there.
- This is my cab! - [Robin Screaming]
[Gasping]
If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus...
- That's nothing. - Well, you should talk.
[Clears Throat, Gasps]
and maybe realize something.
# Versus the machines ##
You know what? That's just getting distracting.
[Thuds]
- # With his Fonzarelli arm # - Don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it.
I made chocolate chip cookies for everybody!
- Move alongl - [Coyote Howls]
And Marshall would follow me. And Ted would follow him.
[Screaming]
[Ted Narrating] Kids, you know talk show host Maury Povich.
what they really think about their professors.
Oh, thank God. I keep thinking there's something wrong with me.
[Gasping] I won? I won!
Screwing Gregor's.
Keep it.
- Seriously, stop the car. - Seriously stopping the car.
[Bell Dings]