Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Of a man who dared to race machines #

That girl was just crying.

- Oh. - You're still the star.

I mean, literally eclipse her.

I'd say you're not a real New Yorker...

# He thought of all the times that he had beaten a machine #

to this day, your Uncle Barney won't admit it...

[Ted Narrating] Meanwhile, one subway car over...

- No! - I really won?

I am, too, a real New Yorker.

- Take the M7 to the M5. - The bus?

- [No Audible Dialogue] - Damn it, Max! That's Maury Povich!

[Ted Narrating] Actually, Barney did not need a win.

- The machines have won! - Dude, mellow!

Plus, I can run faster than a bus.

Track maintenance?

Stop! Too slow. Switch.

Also, my mom hates you.

- [Thudding] - Buddy.

- How? - Medium rare. But that's not important right now.

Maybe for the same reason that I kept saying that I could run seven miles.

- Anyone have a condom? - [Marshall] Oh, God! - [Lily] No, no, no.