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- I won! - No!
## [Upbeat Pop]
I’m like John Henry when he beat the steam engine
[Brakes Screeching]
I just wanna move somewhere new and start over.
It's my cab! It's my cab!
## [Stereo: Smooth Jazz]
[Ted Narrating] I just had to see what my students had written about me...
Ranjit, screw Gregor's. Let's go to Coney Island.
[Thinking] I'll show them. My body can outrun any motorized vehicle.
which means you're screwed, sweetie!
Um, I'm having a... a really rough time at work. The whole Becky thing.
The only upside is that we might get rid of Barney.
Stay sad. I'll be back!
[Ted Narrating] Lily was so fed up with not getting anywhere...
# With nothin'but his feet #
- [Beeping] - # He vanquished the alarm #
I've spent the last six years in this city...
So I said the cab, of course, because that makes complete...
Hyahl
which is St. Luke's-Roosevelt, uptown.
It's gonna be positive. Eriksen men are hella fertile.
And when Robin won, I could've sworn I saw him smile.
Check it. I just drove a pedicab 26 blocks...
I saw Barney notice Robin's face...
No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands.
That's adorable. You're from Canada.
- [Lily Laughs] - No, Ted. I'm really looking at her face.
- Hey! That's my cab! - Gregor's Steakhouse, downtown.
And I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out.
- # And passed his friend Christine # - Hey, Christine.
[Ted Narrating] By the end of this day, Robin would've done all of those things.