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It's this awesome site where students can go say...
That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out!
Oh, the brown one or the gray one?
You know, you're the one who's freakin' out because you have one mediocre review...
It's true... she wouldn't see Woody Allen for another couple months...
[Chuckling] "A boat." Wait. That is how you say it.
- Move alongl - [Coyote Howls]
This is the last time it's ever gonna be just the two of us.
You know, everyone keeps saying that I'm not a real New Yorker.
[Ted Narrating] As for how Robin beat me and Barney...
Damn it!
## [Background: Soft Jazz]
# He'd lost to a machine #
## [Smooth Jazz Continues]
[Man On P.A. Continues, Indistinct]
[Ted Narrating] He did smell incredible.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, that day I had a horrible realization.
[Maury Povich] Idiot!
I need this win. I need this win.
subtract the negativity...
Last seat. Thank God.
- He wants us to come check it out. - [Groaning]
I can't do it. I can't run that far.
- [Screaming] - It's my cab! Aah!
Um, say "carrots and peas." Carrots and peas. Carrots and peas.
and I'm gonna be really excited for when it happens...
What? Robin, how can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
[Ted Narrating] And just like that, Becky started to eclipse Robin.
[Laughing]
See, we have a whole bucket list of things to do before we start having kids.