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We're not sure what--animal jizz or human jizz, we're not sure.
No, Blake. We're, uh--
Looks like I was right.
over time, it, like-- it gets okay.
It's about 98% to 99% dudes here.
I think you're making a very good case here.
when you're going--ow!
Y'all talk about that.
- What? - I don't know.
we'll buy you a root-beer and a burger.
Hey, Blaze, come on, man.
that we would like to call to the stand.
Negative, dude.
Well, we shouldn't have let him wait
- No. - Nice of you
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- All sales final. - How did he hear that?
Colleen won that in a Tropicana bikini contest.
- How's he sound so real? - That will clearly exonerate me
i don't wanna call you guys bitches but you guys are bitches
Dude #1, we told you he's not blindfolded.
Sir, my wife Colleen is taking a photography class
We thought it was his cactus. We didn't know.
Does it smell like burnt tires in here?
- And drive! - Whoops! Hey!
- and what have you. - Pool toys.
I'm actually really proud of us, guys.
Don't talk though. Don't talk though.
I don't understand the word you're saying.
This isn't fair.
Not mine, though.
I believe we've had enough lap-hog talk for one lifetime.
- And this--this suit. - Whoa, cool!
knows where I'm coming from,
Court is adjourned till tomorrow.
Hey, don't be shy, dudes. Come on up and take a picture