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- No. - Not at all.
for cash. I want 100 soups.
Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
like himself is Hitchcock. - You!
- But first... I gotta hug my best friend.
Yes, you've mentioned the bundles
So...
called "Tunez," with a Z.
Joining a gang is not that easy. - It would be for me.
- You're a psychopath. You can protect us in there,
How are you gonna do it? Shiv him, shank him, stab him?
I am deceptively athletic. I'm not sure if your gang likes
[upbeat music]
Happy 17 Rob
to stay alive. - All right.
In my cell. At night. In the dark.
I was being kind to you by putting you two
son-in-law bit me.
so it's just your word against theirs.
But if we murder him, there's gonna be
with his crew, nobody would dare touch you.
- Sounds good.
to cancel my cable.
- See? And we're all doing great.
because everyone in gen pop hates cops.
he'll say he got it anonymously, and then...
with a splash of Batali. Do you like it?
you won't regret it.
Inmates, line up. - No.
Good luck with that.
- You can't smoke anymore,
and visit you. My family hasn't been
Miguel, happy visiting day--
- I know. It's so amazing.
- Okay, so I just get some ramen
and I don't want home phone service.
I'm sorry. I hate to say this,
Happy 17 Rob!
an investigation, and that could bring a lot of heat
- Uh, no, we just bumped into him in the lobby.
[grunts]
- And then she wants us to type up and email
ISIS.
What can I tell you about myself?
- Yup, that fixes prison. - Is there anything we can do
with new technology. - [sighs]
we'll meet up in the bathroom. - Okay, great.
But it'll cost you. Phone's 100.
I just heard from the mayor.
It wasn't too much, was it?
Thank you so much for sitting down with me.
and then I get a cell phone. Prison is easy.
you stupid little bitch boy. - Okay, that's fair.
But at least you have people that wanna come
- Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?
Jake, is it really you? Are you really here?