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and they let me out. - Oh, my God,
- Are those different?
- No, of course not. Why would it?
- Okay. So, how's prison?
The only people less popular in here than cops are snitches.
- Oh, my goodness!
they don't even care about me. - Yeah, congratulations.
- Of course.
- We're tracking her 24/7.
- Have I ever seen anything as disrespectful
chili-lime shrimp, southwestern chicken--
It was stressful, because the brass got involved,
- Okay... this guard you're gonna kill, Wilson--
- Well, you look great. - And not once,
But he is real scary and crazy.
Oh, my God, that's all it took? - I told you
down on you, you know? - I can see that.
big bag of hair. - Why would you want that?
- So, were you able to cancel my cable?
- No, I was trying to save his life.
- Oh, hang on one sec.
but I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten
to see my since my trial. You eat nine people
what are you guys called again? - ISIS.
I just need a moment of your time,
is when you guys are gonna get down here.
about how I got sent to prison and she'll probably die
- If anything, you didn't ask enough of us.
I hate it here. I'm lonely, I'm scared.
which is why we have to keep working the case.
But my tough prison beard hasn't fully grown in yet.
- Okay, I'll come up with a list.
[laughs] - So, it sounds
Weak little children. One conk on the head
I'll keep five packs for myself.
the cable company was gonna break you.
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bring contraband into my prison and flaunt my rules,
Oh, man, three weeks is way too long
all waiting for an opportunity to kill us.
that picante beef is a street flavor?