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- No, I was trying to save his life.
- Okay. So, how's prison?
- Okay... this guard you're gonna kill, Wilson--
bring contraband into my prison and flaunt my rules,
which is why we have to keep working the case.
big bag of hair. - Why would you want that?
is when you guys are gonna get down here.
that picante beef is a street flavor?
I hate it here. I'm lonely, I'm scared.
- If anything, you didn't ask enough of us.
they don't even care about me. - Yeah, congratulations.
to see my since my trial. You eat nine people
Weak little children. One conk on the head
I just need a moment of your time,
- Oh, hang on one sec.
Oh, my God, that's all it took? - I told you
- So, were you able to cancel my cable?
The only people less popular in here than cops are snitches.
happy visiting day!
all waiting for an opportunity to kill us.
and they let me out. - Oh, my God,
- Oh, my goodness!
It was stressful, because the brass got involved,
Oh, man, three weeks is way too long
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- Have I ever seen anything as disrespectful
- Okay, I'll come up with a list.
- Well, you look great. - And not once,
- No, of course not. Why would it?
I'll keep five packs for myself.
but I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten
- Are those different?
what are you guys called again? - ISIS.
the cable company was gonna break you.
chili-lime shrimp, southwestern chicken--
But he is real scary and crazy.
But my tough prison beard hasn't fully grown in yet.
about how I got sent to prison and she'll probably die
down on you, you know? - I can see that.
[laughs] - So, it sounds
- Of course.
- We're tracking her 24/7.