Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No matter, Maurice.

I mean, he was swinging on skates,

"Hi, I am so-and-so. Here is all the weird stuff about me."

Thank you. That's a good tip.

I followed you to that church because I have a crush on you,

of the differences between black and white.

and I let you think that I belong there.

It's called "Confederate Monster: The Tobias Spurlock Disaster."

Tell me about Jack Donaghy.

for a paternity suit, and the kid ain't mine!

Now, what's that?

These DNA results show that, genetically, you're mostly white.

for his morn when he was a kid, and he started crying.

Floyd, I'm not an alcoholic! I lied.

because we are not burdened by our paste.

Yeah, they use it as an example in all the screenplay books.

Look, I got to go. Thanks for the tour.

That's actually hilarious.

- Do you have time now? - Sure.

Well, I only have "Star Wars" and "Tootsie,"

I don't know what happened in your life

What I'm saying is, that is what we're selling at the pitch meeting, Lemon...

You know, I was a page.

This is a picture of him shaking hands with Ulysses S. Grant.

I think he's shaking hands with Robert E. Lee.