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You've been talking about this since the day you dropped me off at college,
It's me, it's Karl Shiff.
Ooh. Townie boy, get 'dat.
- What?! - It's like of course they want her now.
Ilana, come on!
Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
We should really practice our faces
Shabbat.
Nothing!
What up my peers
Oh, man, there is so much gear in here.
Alice Ackerman was one of my best friends in middle school, all right?
It is so important for a relationship to see a boyfriend's roots.
- Yeah. - What?
Sassy girl.
JonBenét Beanie Baby!
- Okay, that makes total sense. - Total sense.
I think if I were in... In the front,
Like, from my jam band days.
But if we give it back tonight,
- Cute. - So?
Dad, then what?
Oh!
Yeah, that was totally your fault, 100%.
But, I mean, if you really want to make up for it, you could...
They needed all the cash they could get.
What about you? What... why are you here?
Amazing that I fucking never gave her the money.
- You know me, when we sat next to... - Whoa! Wait, wait, wait.
Cash only, this place, huh?
- Mm-hmm. - That Henderson?
- Okay. - Dude, I don't "carry cash."
Ilana, under that tree,
I found her in their Winnebago in a large cooler.
Bye.