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who cometh with thee to celebrate king william's birthday? Saturday, sept 16 @ 5pm
I'll see if I can track him down. What was his name?
- You are in a high-voltage area. - What's that?
- Cable guy! - Don't leave!
We're not officially back together. And you said time apart is good.
The password is...
Really? So you called me.
Ed knight going down...down down down
Center
Goodbye, Jim.
Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation?
15 minutes my ass!
LoL
When CHEWBERTO420 has the client hanging about!
- I moved a few things, okay? - Yeah, I guess.
I saw someone. He looked Asian.
- The moment of truth... - Jacob Sweet has been found...
Good luck to you!
Sam turned to petty larceny...
No sweat off my........
How about this?
Jesus Michael mounting his legal defensr
You're a nice guy, but I just don't have time for a new friend.
We met a week ago, but I feel I've always known him.
Jefferson Airplane performed this song in Gimme Shelter...
Lets see what you got, writers
- Good evening, sir. - Hey, Stretch.
Daddy can play rough!
You guys own Pfizer stock too? Weird
Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, ok? They just don't have the regulations
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Now I'll have to work extra hard not to screw things up again.
Hey Rick! I’ve never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost
What is your-?
What are you trying to prove?
Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport...
Chip! Chip.
I forgive you
- Hello? - We could have been blood brothers.
- Crybaby. - I love you.
This isn't Star Trek.
Wait!
You've been working hard. Take a break.
No, but I give all the knights free cable.
now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie bruegabarges.
The old McNair place.
Penith Vagina
Jesus Michael mounting his legal defense
The password is...
Ok... I'll be home later.
Most people never take the time to understand how the cable works.
I don't listen to you. I pretend to understand.
The password is... torctech
Okay. I crossed the line....sorry.
We're having ourselves quite a game of phone tag here.
I didn't order that.
- It didn't have to be this way. - What are you planning to do?
Don't sit so close to that thing. It's going to rot your brain.
He did it!
I gave you free coke
Jokes on you. Let's get a Heineken!
Don't do this. You just need help. We all get lonely.
Oh, is your pussy broken? Cool story.
Life wasn't sweet after their program was canceled.
Social Media = Babysitter
Going Down, down, down! Pittsburgh's going Down!
Brace yourself.
- Hi. Is there a problem? - My cable's out.
So he starts talking about calling somebody else to do it.
No sweat off my sack.
You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
Malcolm. Malcolm.
My lisp is gone!
What do you mean, buy what? The women.
Funny...how you call when you NEED something
God bless you. You're too good to me.
- Wait! - Cable guy!
Going down, down, down! Malorian going down!
I love DraftKings
Right into the buckle. That's got to hurt, Gene!
...to resolve a grievance.
Yes! Yes!
Don't you understand, Steven?
- Don't do that. - I'm here for you!
We are live. The jury is seated and the verdict...
- Chip Douglas, you're on my team. - No way.
- What do you do? - Can we talk in the other room?
"Going Down, Down Down... Red Knight's Going Down."
- He's a lunatic and a felon. - Everybody just relax.
I'm not thirsty anymore.
This is Medieval Times!
Dry land is not a myth! I've seen it!
That's why Mommy is going to happy hour.
What’s up? I’m worried about Steven
- I know it's you. - Sorry. Where was I?
Wake up little snoozy... Smell the smelling salt
But it's been a really long time coming. Look at me!
Whatever you say, Chip!
She's no longer with us.
Women love Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month.
Silence of the Lambs.
- I don't know. - What's going on? Are you on pot?
Get your swim trunks on You'll be channel surfing in no time
What's your job like?
Happy Thanksgiving
Let's see what you got, White Shadow.
- Steven! - I'm coming!
OcIg 6 M
We're having ourselves quite a little game of phone tag here.