Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why should I help you? I gave you free HBO Now

Steven, call your mother.

When something complicated breaks

- Don't do this! - Good luck to you!

Steven, I'm open! Feed me the rock!

Chip Douglas? That sounds familiar.

I guess we'll talk later. I have to do some stuff anyway.

Get your swim trunks on,

The soothing sounds of RAOOOUL Ladies and Gentlemen

Promise me you'Il never go bungee jumping in Mexico.

- So how's work? - Work's good.

If we don’t fight to the death, they will kill us both.

you stupid Son of a...

- Did anybody notice I'm late? - You've been here for an hour.

You'll have to do better than that, Steven.

All the fighting how does it feel now i'm making amends being tight lipped magnify in all our flaws. Knowing what to surrender next you know the price it's all a stag. Are we going insane? Do be both deserve to die? Are we the reason we are not aliens from another life today?

- I got you a little something. - You said we were even.

- I love you, but I have to go. Bye. - Bye.

I hope they fry this bastard.

There were no utencils, but there was Twitter?

I'm just messing with you.

What ever you say Trump

I’m telling you, these knights get laid all the time

...a touch of Alfalfa...

That's tough. You must have a lot of abandonment issues.

God bless you. You're too good to me

It's okay. She's totally clean. I checked her out about a week ago.

GOIN' DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!

Met to Why Are You Came

What are you doing?

@loopy is not a myth I've seen him!

We should go again next week.

When my older brother compliments me…

The soothing sounds of Raul, ladies and gentlemen.

- On to the next order of business. - Steven, I need to talk to you.

Don't Dig Too Deep. You Might Get Burned By The Molten Lava

There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at medieval times

Oh, hey, hey, hey.

- Who told you that? - Forget it.

Just a little piece of equipment.

Reality isn't Father Knows Best anymore.

We can watch a superhero get his dick wet in some trailer trash, while watching a reboot of punky brewster

Well done, good sir. You are the victor.

- We love you. - I hate you! Get out of my life!

Perfectionis... t.

Thanks for noticing

The password is... Password

You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam.

- You have 11 new messages. - All right.

Hey Tim, appreciate you declining that trade Thanks for the boost

Hey Cousins, thanks for the boost!

Wellll!,… I didn’t think you had it in ya!

- What do you mean? - You can buy next time.

I'm just joking with you.

I'll fix this. I can make it cool again.

You're offering me a bribe.

So.... What are you trying to say?

That's your sweet spot, right there.

Maybe a few buts ... Big ones!

I'm just jerking your chain.

Mine bøger, mit DirecTV, alt! Pyha. Nu vil jeg se vinduet og se sommerfuglene... Hvad, pokker? Oliver, tisser du på snavs? Jeg går udenfor. Er du færdig, Oliver? Han er færdig. Nu tisser han på snavs.

Im healthy as a horse. Not a drip.

Funny, how you call when you need something.

I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life!

I think it was an Asian gang or something.

- Chip and Ernie Douglas. - I have a list of ex-cable men.

When your tired of getting thirst trap photos...

He was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure it was Asian

oh, you eat clean, unprocessed foods? cool story.

I wanna eat your ass What? You heard me.

I will not touch it.

- Can I get you a beer? - How about a tequila?

Promise me you'll never incorporate your company in the state of Delaware, ok?

Good luck to you!

He mentioned that you've had some problems.

Wake up little snoozy. Smell the smelling salt!

Have the eggs had a chance to hatch? Maybe you can go check on it for me.

Weird. I thought I'd see if anybody wanted to play round ball.

Why don't you come by?

I’m on Michael’s team

Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner and watching it by yourself.

I'm sorry to put you out.

Happy Bday Big Boy!

I'm just so tired steven

- This is important. - But calling me back isn't?

I'm just so tired Trevor

Shadow Staryu isn’t a myth I have seen it!

Better get your swimming trunks on...cause you’ll be ass sweating in no time!