Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Come on, Jess. Come on! - You can do it.

Then we'll wash your hair!

W... what is your problem?

Is that all you got... $ 18?!

Hey, what kind of a place do you think I'm running here, pal?!

And in the morning, you've never felt more rested.

Something is going on with Jessica and April.

Thank you, Miss Bernard. Thank you.

As per Section 31 C of the rule book,

How do you know my name?

Okay, now that everybody's up to speed,

Give it. Back earring! Let me go earring!

Father Mulcahy?

"Yeah miss sharon !!!!"

I know it's crazy, but I can't help it.

So... you like men?

Class valedictorian...

It's me... Jessica. It's you... Jessica.

Gracias, but... I'm not sure I'm old enough, senior.

- Ooh, yeah! - Yeah!

Too late, dude.

and she lived out her life as a slave girl.

Oh, I put plenty of hexes on you...

I'd like to get my hands on those and...

They will tell you anything to get to second...

Sorry. Let's try again.

So, what's up with you and the prom queen?

I got to hit the head.

Show me what you got!

By that, I mean...

She's the only girl that makes my heart

You are a beautiful and very desirable woman.

I cleaned up the language a bit, but... yes.

I'm not really a gardener.

You got to learn to run in those heels if you're gonna wear them.

Something's smell like dog shit cat vomit and gorilla piss It must be your upper lip we'ont smell nothing

Look, I help! I help you!

It's my own fault.

Eating less??? Or barfing more???

A lot of people don't realize this,

Can somebody answer the phone?

I-lf you're not gonna help me, I-I'm gonna do it myself.

Dick grab harder Jessica Sex chick

Okay, I'll get it.

I got some shots in.

Yeah, well, don't get me wrong...

Ooh, he's cute.

Oh, h-h-hi, Carol.

I agree with that. The roses look like shit.

Let's make a list of all the people who hate Jessica.

It's me......... Jessica

You hate Jessica, you're good at this science crap.

Ever since my days playing the tuba

You little tramp

- Hi! - Hey, baby.

T-That's $8.95.

Somebody shit In the locker

What kind of gay club is this?

why wouldn't it be?

I am so lesbian right now.

people think I'm perfect?

Okay, one more time. I'm ready.

Jessica suck my dick and your skirt. Sexy cheerleader panties

It’s too late dude. She’s with me now. And she says that my pee-pee is way bigger than yours!

let's just pretend this was an alternate universe

You've always been there for me.

That was an experience.

Love's when you can't even imagine

Well, that's not fair.

Oh, motherfuck! Oh!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

I told your mom you're going on that ski trip,