Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am so lesbian right now.

Somebody shit In the locker

Well, that's not fair.

and she lived out her life as a slave girl.

T-That's $8.95.

W... what is your problem?

Love's when you can't even imagine

let's just pretend this was an alternate universe

I got some shots in.

Eating less??? Or barfing more???

Okay, I'll get it.

Sorry. Let's try again.

Jessica suck my dick and your skirt. Sexy cheerleader panties

It's me... Jessica. It's you... Jessica.

Give it. Back earring! Let me go earring!

Thank you, Miss Bernard. Thank you.

She's the only girl that makes my heart

"Yeah miss sharon !!!!"

Too late, dude.

And in the morning, you've never felt more rested.

people think I'm perfect?

I know it's crazy, but I can't help it.

You got to learn to run in those heels if you're gonna wear them.

- Hi! - Hey, baby.

So... you like men?

I cleaned up the language a bit, but... yes.

They will tell you anything to get to second...

I told your mom you're going on that ski trip,

So, what's up with you and the prom queen?

Yeah, well, don't get me wrong...

Dick grab harder Jessica Sex chick

Gracias, but... I'm not sure I'm old enough, senior.

why wouldn't it be?

A lot of people don't realize this,

You little tramp

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

How do you know my name?

Okay, one more time. I'm ready.

As per Section 31 C of the rule book,

- Ooh, yeah! - Yeah!

Let's make a list of all the people who hate Jessica.

You are a beautiful and very desirable woman.

Hey, what kind of a place do you think I'm running here, pal?!

Ever since my days playing the tuba

I agree with that. The roses look like shit.

I'd like to get my hands on those and...

Can somebody answer the phone?

Class valedictorian...

I-lf you're not gonna help me, I-I'm gonna do it myself.

By that, I mean...

Something's smell like dog shit cat vomit and gorilla piss It must be your upper lip we'ont smell nothing

You've always been there for me.

Oh, h-h-hi, Carol.

It's my own fault.

Oh, I put plenty of hexes on you...

Ooh, he's cute.

Okay, now that everybody's up to speed,

Then we'll wash your hair!

It’s too late dude. She’s with me now. And she says that my pee-pee is way bigger than yours!

It's me......... Jessica

Is that all you got... $ 18?!

You hate Jessica, you're good at this science crap.

That was an experience.

Oh, motherfuck! Oh!

Something is going on with Jessica and April.

I'm not really a gardener.

Look, I help! I help you!

I got to hit the head.

Father Mulcahy?

- Come on, Jess. Come on! - You can do it.

Show me what you got!

What kind of gay club is this?