Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They didn't even card me.

How dare you?! Do you know what this could do to my lungs?!

Now, can't you read?

You're a great dancer.

I told you not to go through my stuff.

You know what would be a shorter list?

You know, that trophy is gonna look so good

Here's a bizarre story for you...

Aaah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

I'll wait behind for you.

you haven't really provided me with...

They will tell you anything to get to second...

But I don't need to tell you that.

You just look good.

"Nice tits baby !!!!"

and I accept you for who you are.

All right, who is this?

Thank you, Billy.

I don't know what happened.

Somebody shit in the locker

in my nose, in my ears, on my chin.

Taco Bell messes up order...

I was your only friend.

That dress looks great.

because you are so beautiful and perfect...

It's my daughter's responsibility to look after it,

IF YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE, YOUR'RE PLAYING WITH IT

Any guy would be so lucky to have you as their girlfriend.

And when that special moment happens,

Hey, Jessica! Jessica!

So you never put a hex on me?

How does a butt plug like that get all those hot chicks?

Somebody shit in the locker.

You're pretty dope and phat yourselves.

is place to put his...

but if you're one of those shy guys,

Hey can't you read.. Monday night's gay night

But we got to move fast, because the police are looking for it.

I don't care what Jake thinks.

It's like I'm an ad for hair.

to twist around and kiss me on the mouth.

The Bees are coming! The Bees are coming!

after that... after they freed him, of course, sure.

Hor... ticulture studies flowers.

Jake is so jealous.

Come on, take a load off. You can finish in a minute.

Not too tight, but enough to let it know you're the boss.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

That’s my man

Come on, bring it!

Oh, it's this new cream ri...

That is like, so sad

- Call me back. - Ohh! Oh!

I think I'm sitting next to it.

Um... how much do I owe you? Really! 2000 dollars. It's on the house.

I-I thought you just said I could eat it.

I woke up this morning...

So why don't you just back off?

Um, anyway, a-as I was saying,

Come on, you guys, let's get serious. Stop dicking around.

No, she's not gonna...

females listening to dick jokes with guy friends

Oh. Oh, thank God.

you know, ready to heal...

beat faster and slower at the same time.

to get over your new job as an exotic dancer.

It tastes good. Um... how much do I owe you? Really! 2000 dollars. It's on the house. What if you owe me?

you know how important this is to me.

Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...

Look at all these earrings.

You are such a little weirdo.

The gas cap's on that side.

me turning into a man and you wanting to be with me

Vectorify Unlimited Vectorify Unlimited

Um, excuse me. How much are these?

You give me that earring.

Me? Oh, no, no, no.

Jess, what are you doing?

Now, if you'll just fill out the security portion here

April, I am so sorry.