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and... so I can pay off some gambling debts.
Eat that nut-strap biatch!
Whoo-hoo!
Come on.
Dude, there's Jessica.
You are my bestest, bestest friend.
Really?
There's your bag of fertilizer.
"Miss sharon ??!!!! No way !!!!!"
Mazel tov, baby!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
I just want to fuck miss sharon !!!!!
Why don't you and I go to the prom together?
You stay away from me!
Damn, I love the smell of fresh-cut grass.
Yes... but...
you're freaking me out.
before I soak my panties.
You bitch!
That is, like
What the hell is that?!
Thank God!
And that's if I fold it in half.
You can do it! Come on!
Ay-yi... yi.
Sorry. Accident.
Hey, Dad! Can I have this cake for breakfast?
How do you know for sure, anyway?
Wow, Bianca, you look really good, too.
Ugh!
Um...
That is the gayest thing I have ever heard.
and play Scrabble with my little brother.
Who's gonna pay for that, asshole?
Oh h-hang on.
Uh, hello...
Soon you'll live your life in jewels and not chains.
Oh.
You certainly know how to whip up a crowd.
Oh...
- Okay, ready? - Mm-hmm.
Jessica?
Me either.
Honey, if you don't want her as your mama,
Barfing more.
Aah!
Yo: Después de tomar mi batido con proteína en Deleit Delicius
She's only gonna make us wait an hour this time?
Oh, hi.
wish they were women's breasts
When I'm not with her...
Ugh! Who is that?
Hey, don't worry.
Ohhhh.
Would you stop with the damn drumming?
Uh, yeah. Whatever. Go for it.
You always said you'd love me no matter what.
I am so lesbian right now
What's Santeria?
which is like a waterfall waiting to explode.
Action!
But he's different now , he's change somehow.
Here goes.
Gay gay gay gay
Aaah!
Oh!
Bianca.
About $40.
He didn't even ask me to the prom.
Forever.
And when I touch you here...
Hello Hello
You can Put Your Weed In There
And then...
Stop stop stop stop
All guys really want to do is... forget it, no such luck.
but you can put your weed in there.
Hey! Can't you read.. Monday night's gay night
Priyanka
So you're saying that you had nothing to do with this.
who actually have prior janitorial experience.
Oh.
Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
Hey, uh, so, uh, w-what'd you say your name was?
Ohh!
your national dish.
No...
Hi, Mrs. Spencer.
It's just a spider.
joey
- Why?!
Okay.
Somebody shit in the locker
but she is a previously owned vehicle.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a...
j jn
Ow.
Boy, she used to be wild.
Booger, hurry up!
Okay...
Where is my bride?
Ugh! Oh! Aah!
It's okay. It's on the house.
Oh! I've never done this before.
You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me.
Uh-huh. Okay.
Uh-huh?
Oh.
Ow.
I need to tell you something...
Agh!
some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them.
Double brewski.
- Tell... - It might sound kind of crazy.
It's a gas station.
I just want to meet you halfway.
I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
It's really you.
My wedding dress. Quickly, put it on.