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Oh, hi.
and play Scrabble with my little brother.
- Okay, ready? - Mm-hmm.
Jessica?
and... so I can pay off some gambling debts.
- Tell... - It might sound kind of crazy.
Hey! Can't you read.. Monday night's gay night
Double brewski.
You can do it! Come on!
Hey, Dad! Can I have this cake for breakfast?
You can Put Your Weed In There
What the hell is that?!
And when I touch you here...
It's a gas station.
It's just a spider.
Somebody shit in the locker
No...
How do you know for sure, anyway?
All guys really want to do is... forget it, no such luck.
Um...
Here goes.
Where is my bride?
Bianca.
joey
Hey, don't worry.
- Why?!
Hi, Mrs. Spencer.
Uh-huh. Okay.
You bitch!
Wow, Bianca, you look really good, too.
Ay-yi... yi.
I am so lesbian right now
When I'm not with her...
Would you stop with the damn drumming?
who actually have prior janitorial experience.
What's Santeria?
There's your bag of fertilizer.
but she is a previously owned vehicle.
Uh, hello...
He didn't even ask me to the prom.
Oh...
Uh, yeah. Whatever. Go for it.
Boy, she used to be wild.
Damn, I love the smell of fresh-cut grass.
before I soak my panties.
"Miss sharon ??!!!! No way !!!!!"
Ugh!
j jn
your national dish.
My wedding dress. Quickly, put it on.
Ugh! Who is that?
Stop stop stop stop
It's really you.
Agh!
I just want to fuck miss sharon !!!!!
But he's different now , he's change somehow.
Action!
And that's if I fold it in half.
Soon you'll live your life in jewels and not chains.
Me either.
Dude, there's Jessica.
Oh.
some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them.
Okay...
I need to tell you something...
Honey, if you don't want her as your mama,
Barfing more.
So you're saying that you had nothing to do with this.
Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
Ohh!
She's only gonna make us wait an hour this time?
You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me.
Oh.
You certainly know how to whip up a crowd.
Aaah!
Priyanka
Whoo-hoo!
And then...
Okay.
Yo: Después de tomar mi batido con proteína en Deleit Delicius
Mazel tov, baby!
Why don't you and I go to the prom together?
Come on.
You always said you'd love me no matter what.
Gay gay gay gay
Aah!
You stay away from me!
Ow.
I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
Ohhhh.
You are my bestest, bestest friend.
you're freaking me out.
Hey, uh, so, uh, w-what'd you say your name was?
Oh!
That is, like
That is the gayest thing I have ever heard.
wish they were women's breasts
Who's gonna pay for that, asshole?
Oh.
About $40.
It's okay. It's on the house.
Oh h-hang on.
Really?
Uh-huh?
Hello Hello
Ow.
which is like a waterfall waiting to explode.
Eat that nut-strap biatch!
Booger, hurry up!
Yes... but...
Sorry. Accident.
I just want to meet you halfway.
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
but you can put your weed in there.
Thank God!
Ugh! Oh! Aah!
Oh! I've never done this before.
Forever.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a...