Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you ruin April's night, I will have you put away.

he was hiding behind a dumpster with a video camera.

I've got cheerleading practice, the prom.

We're not gonna let a little thing like...

- Whoo-hoo! - Oh!

Non voglio mangiare

I'm crying about my body.

...people tend to focus more

If you change your mind, we could drive up together.

Hey, thanks for helping me out, man.

I mean, we sleep in the same bed.

Jessica?! This is where you've been?

I would do anything for you.

Gay gay gaaaaaay

back when you were cheerleading captain, hmm?

no strangling the dancers or you are out of here!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

to the bathroom.

bears the mark of the scorpion tattooed on their back.

The competition's only a week away.

Christopher, this is going to go straight to your ass!

Cock... roaches, beetles,

I'm used to it.

Any sex with a leprechaun?

I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.

I just... I don't know what I'd do

April, it's physically impossible

April, I need you so bad right now.

I'd hate to see you after you lose a game.

I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials.

I want to tell you...

I should have made love to you when I had the chance.

Where's My COCK!?

- Oh, ho! - I'll let you get to it.

I want to see miss sharon naked !!!!!

I... just was really getting into your story.

It's going everywhere!

What's with the scarf?

Yo: Después de tomar mi batido con proteína en Deleit Delicius

I think you need more things to fill out your day.

What are you, their pimp, and these are your skank hoes?

Oh, God, that hurt.

Silly billy nilly

I just wanna see miss sharon's big ass tits !!!!!

I love you, baby.

We've got a suspect.

and now presenting... irene gilliland!

Good luck at the cheer competition.

We used to go out back on Sundays and toss a few baskets,

I just... I want it to be perfect.

I mean, she was a fun ride... no doubt about this...

is home with me and my wife.

Jessica, you look great!

QE's watching the Qa's walk by

I don't know how I could ever thank you.

Oh, it's like you have to grab on to something,

That's what guys like me like to do.

Come on, now, easy there, big fella.

it makes your whole leg tingle?

I mean, my house is built on an old Indian burial ground...