HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Everyone is supposed to help me make dinner. It's Thanksgiving!
[all] O'Malley!
Burke's going all lron Chef. Get your ass back here and save me.
OK, Stevens. Let's see what you can do.
She might as well rip my nads off and turn 'em into earrings.
I don't believe this.
- Because there isn't any. - None? He's been PVS for 16 years.
Maybe gratitude... has nothing to do with joy.
She's the intern. She can do the sutures.
Meredith went to the hospital and George is off shooting with his family.
Knives can be tricky.
The CT didn't catch it, but the MRl did.
Five... four... three... two...
You're a surgeon. You're not one of us.
Just gives us a better picture of your brain, really.
No.
I'm here one day. I don't need my ass kissed.
Adele's already mad. I'm in trouble no matter what.
- On Thanksgiving? - It's one of our busiest days.
Give us an inch, Georgie.
But you should go.
You have a life.
Every once in a while, pick a car.
She doesn't ask a lot of personal questions.
Hey, where are you going? Where are you going?
I am shooting this turkey.
How is that possible? She's a WASP. Liquor is like oxygen to a WASP.
It makes me proud you're so smart. Like I did something right.
[sighs]
Saved me from having to choose an intern to torture.
[Meredith sighs]
T en bucks says she dries out the turkey.
I'm going to be at this a while.
You shot Dad in the ass! Are you happy now?
My mother's been dead for eight years.
- Levi Johnson! - Yes.
I scrubbed in on a foreign body removal this afternoon.
Or something.
Shh. You told me to be nice.
I'll be sure to do that.
No, I didn't! You said I didn't do anything.
People need a haven from the bitterness, loneliness, quality family time.
Can you hold up two fingers?
they can't be around normal people.
I'm a surgical intern. The resident or the attending, they perform the surgery.
Hey.
No fair. I called turkey.
- Nice house. - Yeah.
You just like Thanksgiving?
Jerry, first you say the GTO.
- Night, Joe. - Bye, Walter, thanks for coming.
[wolf whistles] That's hot. That's really hot.
- I assisted on a truncal vagotomy and.. - Assisted?
- Yes, I do. - You just stand there.
I can't answer this for you.
happy to just be alive,...