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Mom, this is Kenny. And Dad you already met.
We're going to a street fair, so we'll just meet you guys at the party.
And do you think I'm just gonna let this happen? Trust me.
That's not the whole point of all this.
Thank you. But the point is that my son is waiting-
Oh, hey, Claire. Um, could you help me with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. - What does that fashion Web site call you again?
Stop beating yourself up. Hey, let's go mingle.
She's doing it to get back at you for being so hard on her.
We are? Jay!
And the surprised becomes the surpriser.
Ha- Aaah! Aaah!
And then it got worse.
No, you're silly. No, you're always silly.
Or not doing a bunch of stuff.
- How's your eye, sweetie? - Oh, it's fine. It's just a scratch.
Then there's the kind you never dreamed you'd get to live through again.
he'd be out right now kissing a cute brunette.
You were wrong about tomato being a vegetable.
Daddy, what's in the bag?
Now get out.
and you play him like a fool.
Oh, please. If we had actually forgotten his birthday,
I don't know yet. But I know that babies make mothers crazy,
- What's this? - Just enjoy it.
Then when he comes in and turns it on,
Well, might even make sense to just stay in a hotel.
Oh, I know. I had to reach under your jeans. Uh-
And thank you for assuming I'm terrible at my job.
We'll be back at 6:00, and we're taking you to a special birthday dinner, okay?
We love you! We love you! You're the best!
Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
Gloria, it's not worth it. We don't need these people. Jay, we need-
Reminds me of a certain manager at the Cheesecake Factory that you dated.
Boom! Comfortable, right?
That makes me a little sad.