Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Here I-I need to point out that she's five and not a character from Dynasty.
Phil, you can't say anything to Kenny.
Nobody's going to make fun of you.
No. Everybody's so excited to celebrate with you.
It was the most painful 20 minutes of my life.
Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut.
Phil. Claire-Oh, come on.
Don't listen to him. I'm not letting this baby out before midnight.
Oh, my God. Hey!
Yeah, well, look how well that worked out.
The baby was ready, but I was not.
Oh, sorry. I tried to care.
Oh! Look who's back... again.
Let's go this way, honey. Oh, Cam, are you wearing a suit to Manny's birth-
- Phil! - There's no Phil here.
Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, kid. That was rough.
Are we still going to be good at this?
How about I just leave money, I take it?
Okay. Of course. Yes, sweetie.
Oh, come on, Cam. It's fun.
The best thing about kissing a girl is you get to tell your friends.
Geekus nerdipithicus in its natural habitat-
I'm just a Harry Potter fan. Yeah.
If you're lucky, a wedding or two.