Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Always a bunch of clowns. - Excuse me?

Would you like to bet on it?

You're gonna be coaching the teams.

Elbows. Knees. Say it with me once. Ready?

that maybe Coach Dennis hasn't covered with you.

- So I don't want to get in the middle of that. - Oh.

We have a late arrival here.

- He lives a block away. I'll be right back. - Dennis, where...

- Uh, I don't know. - You don't know? You guys know where Chris is?

You accidentally burn down a building, and you get 120 hours of community service?

Listen. I didn't realize you were an alcoholic.

And go! Very nice.

Asians love gambling

- You're on. I'm gonna coach the shit out of this team. - Well, assistant coach.

You gotta... 'Cause what if I start drinking again?

You can't just come in here and start running our lives. It's not fair.

Tell you what. I'll be right back.

- I thought that would get me off the hook. - That was dumb, wasn't it?

Throw me the ball. All right.

- What should I not pick? - You know exactly what you've done, sir.

He works with kids?

- That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash. - Orange vests.

- Yeah. - Where were you sitting?

Great. I'll get changed.

I got the season schedule right here.

Hey, um, how's your friend Dennis?

Okay, everybody take five. Chris, come on over here a minute. I'm gonna talk to you.