Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never thought you'd join the Army.
You got it.
Surrender? Never.
Every USSF member 10 minutes after the first High-altitude nuclear explosion in the next major conflict
That was our last Christmas card.
Terrific. Now call Lindsay Naegle.
Fur
Well, we'll just have to go younger.
But I am gonna give you a special assignment.
This means war.
We are rounding up and detaining all men who are fat or bald,
and see a part of the world that tourists never go to.
Oh. Guess I'd better do my part.
Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
We're telling off-color jokes and laughing as a group.
Ooh, tell me.
Get a free pair of boots?
in America's next unresolvable conflict.
I'd give anything to hear Homer's voice.
Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I ever...
Homer, with all the things you've done...
Among the many things we learned in Vietnam...
Y-You used to be cool and then you got promoted.
US government policy is very clear.
Never before has the Army accepted recruits
Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon.
this'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze.
I flushed a potato down the toilet.
Not that Army, the one from Stripes!
Attention!
Okay.
Great Cheney's Ghost! You win.
Well, you may not be the smartest guys in the Army.