Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink.
Think it's funny they already gave away my parking spot?
Just a man with a saw.
The best part of waking up, is muscle relaxants in your cup.
I told you I'd hook you up.
I'm fine. Don't bogart my nasal spray.
- Man! - Yeah, let's lose the tail too.
Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.
Cos I thought I was rubber and you were glue.
Oh, my God, Ted, everybody knows. TV themes.
- Somebody's been working out. - What?
to talk to me about what was bothering you,
- Me too. - God, you drive me crazy.
No, I just mean that I wonder how things would've gone
Here it's my first day in surgery and I'm holding a human heart.
At the end of the week, you gotta return these bad boys to Janine.
No, it is time to realise that we're operating on a naked chick.
Four horsepower, 3,500 rpms, titanium finger guard.
Todd camped out in a wizard outfit to see the last Harry Potter movie.
under B for Bell Biv or under D for DeVoe?
Fig Sack here went to Dartmouth.