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- Look at your neighbor and say,
God, you were my boss at the casino.
that shit yanking on a whole new level. Mmm!
instead of making us look at this--
- She was nice.
[both laugh]
Nigga, get your shoes off my good carpet.
- Hey, stop.
- Yeah. I do-- - Slap him, Boone!
and wants to see your downfall.
- But I'm not a nasty nigga!
Who's my leader now, y'all?
I would have worn my silly shirt.
But if I'm gonna hit rock bottom, I'ma make sure
Fly high in the sky, like a peacock, and no--
You haven't even been employee of the month,
Whole lot. - Mm-hmm.
because I'm too busy out on the streets,
I am a connoisseur of bitches.
and sometimes I sleep under a tree,
- Sit down! - This is the problem
If you promise to sit the entire time,
I--I have to understand this.
If you don't have that as a Black person in America,
acting like you know what these women want and need.
- Bro, I'm telling you, you're not ready for this shit.
- If a bitch tall, what you gonna do?
[all gasping]
And you better stop teaching all this dumb stuff.
because I'm not afraid of these people,
[gulping]
- Hey, y'all, your boy gonna be over there
- Stop it! Stop! - Don't! Stop.
- Gang or not, it's exploitation.
- This man is incredible. Look at him.
Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?
- Yo, man. Chill.
- Uh-uh, uh-uh, nasty niggas can't come with us.
- I didn't really think this was your thing,
- Hey! you can't do that to us!
Now, join me as we speak in rich nigga tongues.
- You need some more money. all: Mm-hmm.
Just tell us why you're doing this.
Why don't you just give everybody their money back,
* *
making trap beats on buckets.
but I ain't got that queer eye, you know?
Then the coochie staler than a open bag of chips.
- Yes. I-- all: Boo!
What do you think they spent the $140 for?
[burps]
if you want to grow your own. - Oh, that's cool of you, man.
Num, num, num, taste oh-so-good in my mouth.
- Yo, I'ma need you to come over to my spot
- But in life, if you want it...
- All right. All right.