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Now, why can't these ladies suck on me for survival, nigga?
- Indeed, man.
- I'm searching for the right word.
- Whoo-ooh-ooh!
we all fucked up and ended up here.
Time to break it up.
all: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Give it to me.
- Okay, but I have a five-year plan, right?
How did you end up--
- [laughs]
I thought Boone was the strongest!
- Maniflexation is about waking up every morning
- You don't have any friends.
[chuckles]
people come to this conference to create a future.
I've never thought of you as someone that needs
Oh, is that Omarion or a nigga better than him?
I'm about to start drinking,
- Oh, I don't give a d-d-damn, Nate Berkus.
- [breathing heavily]
How is that any different, huh? I was broke.
and put some spice on it.
where he reviews banana puddings.
all: Flexorcism! Flexorcism!
- Get it together, L. Kelly.
- Oh, yeah, and if I'm being completely honest,
because we playing kickball!
or a sandwich artist, like a regular nigga?
This ain't a maniflex chain.
- Okay, well, you could have said that the first time.
in our apartment, where I watch "Bones"?
- What up, dog? - Yes, you have, my nigga.
- Because they need money and food for survival,
- Are you tired of manifesting
- Yeah. Even that nigga.
- Look what I found! Hold out your hands.
You wash all your clothes with the towels.
That's a nasty rumor to spread about me.
- Oh. Uh-uh-uh.
- Oh, I am just trying to get cozy, really.
- It's not funny. Don't high-five him for that.
they ain't do too well in direct sunlight, you know?