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- Hey, Chris! - Hey, girl.
it's actually the adjective after the noun, so it's--
- You're right.
a long time-- all kind of bitches.
I will take you down there,
It's just nice to be motivated by a outside source.
- My brother, do you want this chain?
Are you telling me you've been having sex with these women
- But you need to get focused, you know what I mean?
Like, do you think Toni Braxton knew
administrative shorties that pretend to know Excel,
- Or an emu. Or an ostrich.
- Ohh! - That's what
Now you go get it, nigga.
You are not gonna be homeless, all right, ever.
- Hey, to booty men. - Cheers.
This is so bad.
- Hey, is that the Dracaena Janet Craig
playing LEGOs, but we don't got LEGOs,
* *
What's happening to me?
- Well, that's not true.
Oh, my God, I didn't know it was gonna be a silly thing.
- Come on, man.
Broke niggas.
- Yeah, that's true. That's true.
[all cheering] all: Maniflex!
and their harmonicas that howl into the night.
- Or Pokémon Go. Remember that?
Come on, player!
- Hey, hey, hey. Okay.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Hey, I'll even trade you my pet crawfish for it.
He's a bitch. - Uh-huh!
- I'd slave for those two dread-headed twins
- Welcome to the Booniverse, baby boy.
- Houseless. Homeless.
She called you a crab with a last name.