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- Let me tell you this.
I'm going to learn from the master himself.
there's a nice pillow and some sheets on that rock.
[echoing] Drinking your pee.
I see you got some new shoes. One lace.
all: What? - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry. What? - Yeah, so go crazy.
Hello, my concrete cutie pies. Look at you.
- The aesthetic I was going for.
- Financial palsy. - That's new.
You're supposed to turn your pockets green,
That's gotta keep me afloat.
- Hey, I'll take one. - Okay.
Now you back at square one. It's a constant cycle.
- Nigga, it was a curse from a broke demon.
I actually have some clippings propagating in a shoebox,
- The key advantage to tax-deferred growth
- Bastard.
and how full I look.
- Yeah. - Oh, okay. Oh, goddamn.
[knocking on window]
- Why is that analogy not as strong?
Oh, I sucked all the dust off them shits.
- Oh, you need rocks? I can take you to rocks.
- Uh! Uh! - Maniflex!
and second, you can't do that, Chris.
- I don't know, Cheryl.
- Ooh, it is not. It is this century, and it is
And I don't even know what that is called.
And you with all this caped crusader hero talk
[all speaking in tongues]
if we don't learn how to play the game.
They say there's a program. The program ass.
- Shh, bro. This isn't a game.
- Ooh, I hope DMT stands for "Dick Mouth Tonight"
- They need a place to stay.
I learned today.
I watch all his IG Lives and his videos at the Gas Pump.
I'm Boone.
- Nigga, it's "financial literacy."
- I love Boone. Boy, I went to one seminar.
Your diet is bad.
standing like a nigga flamingo.
- Homeless women?
- That's cheating!
I got mo-tential."
but you on your fake woke liberal shit right now,
Birdman kissed Wayne.
The least you can do is take me down there
- Oh, yeah, um--