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My friend invited me to this show,
- Oh, okay, so just because I'm homeless,
You gonna have a big breakfast. [laughs]
- Don't worry, baby. That's just menthol.
because I believe in me.
Had it for one day.
- Let's move, guys!
- Every man is a Mariah man, and yes, Nick Cannon's foolish,
and let me tell y'all,
Then they getting mail. Then they got a house.
because love is love.
[laughter] - And she was like,
or your contributions until you're required
I mean, come on, Chris. It's abuse.
- This is so weird.
- Nah. - [scoffs]
[Rich Homie Quan's "Type of Way" playing]
I'd be here any day now,
- Okay. Not now.
- * Putting a knot in my cans *
You understand me?
When they look at you, they see a ham.
and then next, they got Wi-Fi.
- Hold up, dog, are you saying just 'cause they're homeless,
If someone wants to fuck him, it's a W.
I'm not a penguin. I'm a bird that can fly.
- Fine. You know what? Fine.
- Ooh! Oof. [squealing]
- Stand up.
I'll cop you a ticket.
God be dropping new animals like they mixtapes.
- Everybody's always talking about
- Success is about balance.
- They're not drawing. They're taking notes.
- For real? Can I bring my friend?
You know, 9519--shit, I've been compromised!
You need to be worried about your present life, right now,
- Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. Can I come?