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- Oh, you're talking about flying birds.
- Oh, shit!
Oh, my God, look! - Look at that.
and whatever khakis you like to wear.
- You found Cheryl.
- Nigga, you're nasty.
- I'm going to see him tomorrow.
He's spitting facts that could change your life.
- You can sit down.
they cheeks clapped, you know?
than there are places for me to live.
Keep you squares out of my circle.
- Bro, at the end of the day,
- Yes I am, Langstopher.
Who's the hero now, nigga?
I saw a Lamborghini. Paid for it.
- No, you not. - [laughs] The boss?
lock the doors, play Mariah Carey extra loud.
- Whew. - You niggas have fun
- Come on, let me get you a little straw.
- You're just a fucking penguin.
- Yes! - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- What? Can't you see I was trying to build something nice
just a piece of driftwood with some tires underneath it.
Fuck, Sam was right.
of they Social Security number.
"Hell, nah. Hell to the fuck nah."
Sit! She's a diva.
- Fuck!
and y'all know what that means.
and my friends can't help me,
- Yeah, but first of all, fucked up?
Is he talking about a Roth or a SEP?
Every time you walk upstairs, you, "Yep. Yep. Yep."
drinking your pee.
They'd bring you, like, Bluetooth speakers
to greet someone in their home?
with special guest Chris Henson.
- Ooh-ooh!
- Keep squealing like that,
but I was very mistaken.
all: Boo!
I'll flip your tent like a strong breeze.
I got booty niggas ready to go. I got booty niggas ready to go.
that piece of paper in the elevator inspection.
to break every tooth in your head.
- See, this is the shit Boone warned me about.
No one knows what Philando literacy is.
because they grown-ass babies who haven't even learned
Quit being so scared about your future.
You know what I mean? Like, I figured
Boone says, see something, pay something.
He also does these videos