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and so he, like, hates himself for it.
You miss me.
♪
[sighs]
- ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ So you can take that cookie ♪
- I met him at a work event for my firm. He's a lawyer.
- Whoa!
Where do you think you're going, man?
♪
Whoa.
♪
- Come on, Luis.
that doesn't lead to financial independence.
[mouths]
Feliz Cumpleaños Mauriciooooo!!!
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪
- I know.
[fireworks whistling and exploding]
- Oh, yeah? Fuck. [rumbling]
- Happy birthday.
- Fuck... [cell phone ringing]
and be fucking miserable all night long!
[indistinct chatter] - Oh. Oh.
I get that you hate your birthday,
- What happened?
[doorknob rattling]
Goddamn it.
- That's right, my boy!
Luis told me everything.
I need to change my attitude. How about this?
I need you to go out back and blow up these fireworks.
Look, I am happy to go somewhere else.