Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Get out, homey.
JULIO: Leave me the fuck alone! No!
- Julio!
BARRY THE DENTIST: Good morning, Mr. Lopez.
[indistinct chatter]
Maybe he's out doing something fun.
- ♪ To you ♪ - ♪ To me! ♪
You wanna kiss me right here in this dirty-ass bathroom.
Tell everyone.
- You wanna be here? - I wanna be here.
♪ theme music playing ♪
- Oh, shit, uh--
LUIS: Watch out, that fool bites. - Get the fuck off me!
- You didn't text me back.
No! No!
Luis invited you to this stupid thing, huh?
LUIS: Oh! Oh, shit.
- Hey. Nice meeting you, Julio Lopez.
Julio.
You're so pathetic.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
- Well, how does that make you feel?
- Hold this.
- We just wanna celebrate your birthday.
♪ ominous music plays ♪
Hey.
- You fuckin' lied to me.
It's funny how you work at a law firm and I know more about the law than you.
- How sneaky? - Very sneaky.
- And?
- Oh, uh, it's not a mistake.
- But I specifically took today off.
♪
I promise we'll do it up right, primo.