Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Fair enough. You did break the skin.

[man yells indistinctly]

- Hey, what's up, man? Cool shoes.

- No. It's just friends should text friends back on their birthdays.

LUIS: Hey, listen, I really think

- Why? Did you want to hang out with me?

- Damn, that cake looks bomb!

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone chimes]

I specifically scheduled this for today.

and I noticed a little mistake.

You can do that for your tío Julio? - Yeah.

while I work on finding him a good lawyer.

- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪

[eerily] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Why the fuck are you acting like such a tool?

I, uh, I'm reviewing your paperwork here,

- You can't beat someone you're not playing.

- But it's your job.

Sapo verde, bitch!

I know you don't like to make a big deal out of it,

That's why I didn't buy him anything.

- What kinda stupid-ass last name is that?

You're growing up.