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- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪
♪ Look inside, girl ♪
WOMAN: ¡Niños!
It says here that it's your birthday.
[all cheer]
♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
And I'm still charging you for today.
So instead of celebrating his birthday,
We don't even gotta go out anywhere.
- Game on, Tambien.
I need you to come down here and run things
by celebrating the shit out of his birthday.
I'll stop being a little bitch if you bowl a round with me.
♪
♪
and think about how much you fucking hate yourself.
MINISTER PAYNE: Feliz cumpleaños, buddy.
Last year, that motherfucker got me some fancy-ass soap.
MINISTER PAYNE: [over phone] Fabian got arrested.
- Oh, hey, Julio.
Go wash your face off.
- You're just mad I beat your boyfriend's ass at bowling.
MINISTER PAYNE: Nice job there, gutter boy.
- Come on, get him! - Go! Go!
♪
- Maggie?
- Hey, perro. What was that sound? That shit woke me up.
♪ Let the sound take you away ♪
- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Because you're 31 and you still live at your mom's house
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