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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
There they are.
and you will reply, "I do."
(EXCLAIMS IN ANNOYANCE)
and I need to figure out a way to keep this money
(IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
Why don't you explain this to me like I have too, to my wife
But we have to spend that by the end of the day
And, God, that's my phone.
That way you can see what it looks like when you're up here.
Or even uses the copier every day.
Thank you, my dear.
You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?
(EXCLAIMS IN EXASPERATION)
PHYLLIS: All right.
talking your ear off about the new copier, huh?
Yeah, we have that going on Tuesday.
That's the original.
if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine?
Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?
You can do that? KEVIN: Hey, Michael.
I WOULD A COW BUTTER SCULPTURE OF A CAT
I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left.
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A DECISION.
Okay.
Michael's a genius. Right.
I did, though.
You think that's good, check out these pants.
No! It doesn't.
Well, one, thanks to me,
There’s that ass
Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German.
Dwight, that doesn't count!
Well, here's the thing.
Jim, Jim, Jim, I'm not threatening you.
Darn!
Good. Yeah, he said good. I'm good.
And I have seen Angela naked...zero times
So I make my own copies.
Okay. Okay. Good suggestions.
I mean, we have radon coming from below.
I'm just going to grab some lunch.
So you can give that dollar back to Mommy and Daddy.
Just some twine for our purposes.
Yes. Mind if I join?
We would love to have you.
How could it be more clear?
You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus
See? That's how you do it.