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Okay.
Does anyone happened to know know what 80% of 65% is?
I'm Andy.
Dwight...
Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier,
(RATTLING)
Working perfectly.
Mitchell’s a genius.
That's the original.
(RATTLING)
Yeah.
Does anyone happen to know know what 80 percent off 65 percent is? Does anyone happen to know know what 80 percent off 65 percent is?
You are literally a king.
Go back to the annex.
They may not...
This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will.
Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you
OSCAR: No, listen, we are a paper company.
Thanks, Michael.
Good stuff.
Me after my second time watching Inception
I hope that's okay.
$645.
What do you mean?
Really? Absolutely.
New TK Players
WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I AM AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD?
Well, if I were you I would just return the surplus
a bonus of $645
Because that is how my mind works.
Well, that never happened. Michael?
OSCAR: So Michael, what do you think?
I don't need $645.
You think kids in Africa have chairs? No. They sit in big piles of garbage.
Okay, you know what, why don't you guys deal with it?