Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's so much harder to understand now.
Will Miriam Mazel please report to building five?
"Him. That's right.
Oh, that's so nice.
I'm just tired of looking at the same sad men every year.
Ooh.
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♪ Bip, bop, bip, D ♪
to rule alone with supreme power
-Me. It's me. -No, Astrid, it's not...
Don't look now, you idiot. They can see us."
-Mm, yes, it is. -What happened?
I'll tell her you're looking for her.
I've got it.
This isn't for you. This is grown-up time.
I could hide your body with minimal digging. Understand?
ASTRID: So I went to Chinatown and I bought this herbal paste
of my father, because my father looks like what you'd think
who wants to lead a game of freeze tag
but theoretically, when things could be happening,
-I know. -All the men here are going bald.
Kamoi loomed large in the news when the Chinese reds announced
Those comics are out there working at clubs.
No, you didn't leave the iron on.
-Have you ever taken a bus? -No, but how hard can it be?
A few Jewish women are campaigning to have it moved
The Catskills.
-That's the way it works. -That's depressing.
♪ Maybe if I hit her, maybe if I pulled her hair ♪
(applause)
-You understand? -Yes, sir.
But it has a smell, and it tends to harden as it dries,
-Oh, can't I? -MEL: Susie, I have a business to run.
it puts people to sleep.
♪ With the big brown eyes and the turned-up nose... ♪
so somebody gave up something to somebody at some point.
Did you tell me how big this room is?
and they'd listen, look around.
every time I make a long-distance call.
There's only one Revlon counter at B. Altman.
If his father's bald, then he'll go bald.
"Hello? John, it's Fran in New York.
-♪ Oh, hey, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Girl ♪
But, uh, thank you for laughing.
♪ Five months, two weeks, two days ♪
-Wait, what? -And it'll take longer
Your parents must be kvelling.
♪ But it takes more than that for me to lose my mind ♪
Food...
Folk songs, show tunes, did a lot of industrials.
Sitting in a dark room, everyone enjoying a story.
Wait till you throw your program in the trash.
(radio static)
I just couldn't believe it, when the phone rang and it was you.
Not till the guy's done resetting the pins. Jesus.
Thank you, Ida. Thank you so much.
♪ M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U love me ♪
Mrs. Maisel.
-A funny comic. -Will you relax?
Moses's mother, the only person in New York City
Thank you, good night.
and-- Let's go back to food, shall we?
-Excuse me? What are you... -Plunger.
...who emerged from the welter of red intrigue
And why did they put the murder in the first act?
tonight, everyone gets lei'd!
(radio switching channels)
-Is Papa going back today? -No. He has no reason to.
She did not say that. Some other woman said that.
-Hey, Midge. -Hey, Kitter.
No. No, no, no. I want her just like that.
happening or are probably happening to most people anyway,
Boy, I have got to stop saying the word "sex."
after his buddy, Premier Bulganin, was retiring.
-They all look the same. -Move quick. Stay close.
-(laughs) Oh, Moishe. -(chuckles) Mm.
-to reach me. -Yes, they will.
Does anyone actually like borscht?
needs a skating rink in the middle of summer?
that they were extending their territorial water limit
Perhaps if you were a box of cereal.
Look down there, not at me, okay?
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Doesn't it sound wonderful, Rose?
Boy, this is classy.
My mother once told me that she pictured having sex
-Could you teach me to do that? -I can teach you.
You should be walking around with a boa and a Pomeranian.
I'll call him and tell him you'll meet him in the driveway.
each day for company at playtime and slept with it at night.
-Yes, ma'am. -Well, hello there.
Where can you get a decent meal around here?
♪ You better tell that girl, you better tell that girl ♪
Please tip a waiter and enjoy some veal.
so it's gonna feel completely different.
Sure are a lot of pretty girls here this year.
It's a sanctuary from work.
Lots of brown and tweed and plaid
-Mama... -She asked a question, I answered a question.
Every year, Benjamin comes to the Catskills
She really likes makeup.
Maybe it wasn't a trial. Maybe it was a musical,
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(cheers and applause)