Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Really? -Shit.
he's going to say the words "pupu platter."
Did you hear that applause?
"Oh, what's playing at Saint Pat's?"
Mm-hmm.
So is there a sale at the Revlon counter or...?
I'm hanging out in the woods trying to find you a gig.
You said all that shit in front of your father?
My hairdresser.
Cigar smoking is not allowed in the rec room, you know that.
Is there a shayna punim in the picture?
-Take this. -Shirley, I need the keys.
-Hi there. -Uh, hi.
good soups, stay away from the Italian specialties,
-Oh, no. -Doesn't even look to see if it belongs to anybody.
May I have the phone? You better hurry.
I have to do my pregame stretches, otherwise I'll...
-Yes, we are. -Noah.
-the schnitzel. -You're a very good wife.
Shouldn't you be out there talking to a nice girl
Yeah, you think I'd drag you back here to work a sewer?
Order me another one of these? (clears throat)
-Stop it. -Wait, what do you mean?
-Hey, look, pal, I just work here. -Right.
-Who does? -The girls.
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
Mm-hmm. First time I ever let a boy go Christopher Columbus
No. She's great. We're partners.
♪ And she does just what you want her to ♪
I do not charge for sex. I mean, that's free.
that was worth eight grand.
He knows. He actually saw me perform one night.
-Me, too. -I do.
It's seven pounds. It's a turkey.
of the middle third of the table.
Wait, what are you doing?
I just thought
(door creaks open)
at the small room at Kutshers,
Look, Valentino, you're single now.
I hope they have that fire juggler again this year.
I know what you're doing, Brenda.
Were you aware of that?
-Abe. -One moment, Jerome.
Because you hate that place.
Crisscross. Crisscross.
Listen to me, you mashugana alta kaka.
-A lot? -Yes.
The "I object" and "Your Honor, may I approach?"
I bet you do. Oh, well, I bet he's a very nice man
-It's exciting, about the gig. -Fuck you.
OPERATOR: You still owe 30--
You threw an olive at my head.
No, you don't.
Anyhow, e-everyone has sex.
I just want to go to the Concord.
What's going on with you?
Guess what, Mom,
-There's electricity in the air. -Agreed.
Freddy Roman is at Basin Street East.
Anyone with a decent ticket to a Sinatra concert.
Yes, I can. I will.
I also said you looked like Mamie Eisenhower.
Oh. Okay. Well, then I guess, until next year.
It's not 400,000 people, okay?
and break her nose to make her a little funnier.
Seems like a moral imperative if we're talking
You just saw Lenny Bruce. What did you think?
(chuckles)
for seven years, and this is the first time
Okay, it's big.
-If you'll excuse me. -JOEL: So you hold the ball up.
Why didn't he leave? Why didn't he leave?
of Grossinger's baked Alaskas.
Hey.
SUSIE: Ugh, thank God you made it.
-So? -So what?
I actually have never said "sex" this much before.
Simon says you touch your nose. Simon says you touch your toes.