Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shayna punim.
GOLDIE: Mrs. Maisel, are you still here?
-So... -Would you like to go?
Anything wrong?
as a dead duck.
-B. Altman's a secret? -Comedy is a secret.
I've been doing some gigs here and there.
-Aren't you gonna watch me? -Like a fucking hawk.
And somebody's gonna get up and give a big dramatic speech.
-Not a surprise. -Who are you?
So they just stand there, in the back of St. Patrick's,
-in the first place. -I'm...
I'm supposed to be talking about blow jobs and big tits,
(phone crackles)
-Can I walk? -Have you lost your mind?
She said that little Robbie Moses
My God.
Uh, I don't know. I make a hell of a Jell-O mold.
Okay, I'm sorry. Wow, big room.
The duck was alive when it was given to him,
♪ S'wonderful, s'marvelous ♪
MOISHE: Look who I found wandering
I'll, uh, I'll get you the number.
Simon says touch your nose, touch your toes. Ha!
for a new grass skirt.
♪ To shut up. ♪
but, after six weeks up here,
She doesn't look funny.
♪ Mama, don't scold me ♪
"but I'm pretty sure it's them.
Isn't it weird?
Weird.
♪ My baby don't care for ♪
The Concord. Late show. Tonight.
and the guy they booked just found Jesus.
or married or... that.
Look, I said what I need to get you the gig,
Well, my father. She'll-she'll give it up to him.
Now just give me something, something good,
but that's it.
And this play, I mean, it's got everything:
but that turned out to be bullshit, too.
SEWELL: Then you do not include yourself among his enemies.
I'm sure."
-Nothing. -What picture did you...
I went everywhere. I was in such a frenzy,
3:00. Better. 3:00. Thank you.
-(dial tone buzzing) -Hello? Shit!
-That's Mamie Eisenhower. -Yeah, so?
I fucking love the Catskills.
"Well, I've only seen them in pictures,
What are you, the lost Gabor sister?
Oh, hello, Mrs. O'Toole.
Who has a bus schedule? Anyone have a bus schedule?
I thought you said this place wasn't that much bigger.
"What is it?"
So B. Altman's my day job. And it's a secret.
Killed an entire family, and then left a bill.
A lot of nice girls here this year.
-You seem grumpy. -I just want to land one of these gigs.
the presence of American troops in Lebanon.
-You're a... -I'm a standup. I do comedy.
it's only because I'm spending too much time
Well, you smell it, right? It's a very strong smell.
I had to get back right away.
Simon says run in a circle backwards.
Buy her a soda. And have her home by 10:00.
His wife murdered him in Panama, so...
We are not like-minded.
You're my son.
Are we in trouble?
It was a shit tip. I don't need a shit tip.
and his head blew up like a balloon.
Are you done playing with lipstick?
You threw something at my head.
-(women gasp) -No.
We're here, Shirley. Your moment's passed.
Now, Christ and Moses
What? Where?
Oh, good double-bill, Spellman and Sheen. Nice one.
But no one else. Well, Susie.
is at Upstairs at the Downstairs next week.
♪ Well, we used to be the best of friends ♪
♪ My baby don't care for ♪
You can't just randomly charge me money because you're mad.
and missed my pastels class.
♪ Mr. Spellman and Mr. Sheen. ♪
Hello?