Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Time to put you under.
Or is there something I don't know?
♪ Cars and races ♪
No, that's because they like Ike!
doesn't read a fucking newspaper.
-Simon says straighten... -Adam, how did you get out?
-Do you think he'd mind? -Not at all.
I would love to be buried in Florida.
Except Solly. He's a booker.
Oh, I know where we can go.
And all I see
Nice looking, too. Girls over there, for example.
until there's a ring on my finger in the Catskills.
for the laughs to reach you, and they'll be
-That's terrible. -I know.
I know you, you know me.
Take your coat off, Ma.
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Simon Says.
(laughter)
How are you? You working?
because, clearly, yelling into one isn't enough--
-Crisscross. -What are you...
-Good girl. -That booth's taken, honey.
"Uh, one kid is, uh, well, he's... I'll...
Okay. Wow. What's gonna happen?
♪ To tell you what you mean to me... ♪
-You ready? -MOISHE: Remember, Mendelsons,
-♪ C ♪ -♪ You're a cutie full of charms ♪
It's not showing off, it's just being a god amongst men.
But what if the actors notice that our seats are empty?
Anyone who makes people think for themselves
I want what I paid for.
Do you... like me?
Relax about the goddamn room.
Wow, you have got balls.
OPERATOR: To continue this call, insert another 30 cents.
Just because he can doesn't mean he will.
establishing the United Arab League.
to making Jell-O molds again?
trying to sell me a vegetable brush or my doctor saying, like,
and go find a husband?
There's not a secret counter on the loading dock
Moishe and Shirley Maisel have arrived.
Because he's a doctor. He expects to get paid
There's a new indentation on the left side
Hey, Dad called me last night.
Mama, I'll be back as soon as I can.
"Are you putting me on, now?"
committee on slum clearance.
Guess it was hard to find a nice girl in prison.
You've been talking to Pop.
-I'm being serious. -Ma.
-Don't get distracted. -Hello, Midge.
-Oh, Abe. -You know how many times
This just in,
then tell you to put on a fucking bikini
the one, the only Lenny Bruce!
I never want this conversation to end.
It was an olive.
but perhaps you need a different manager.
-Okay, where were we? -Laughs will take forever
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
your family's house, I thought, "Wait a minute,
I have tickets to a Broadway show.
what's a real shit move someone like Miriam Maisel could pull?"
as the opiate of the masses because, much like opiates,
Fuck you. I'll call you back. Good?
You went to the Catskills And you bagged yourself a doctor?
Robert Moses to step down as Chairman of New York City's
I've been coming up here with my family since I was born.
No, she wouldn't. My mother wouldn't give it up
(man chuckles)
-Sorry, Bill. -BILL: That's okay.
And-- Lenny. He knows.
-What happened to Arnold? -He got married to a Catholic.
They're, uh--
I-I can't watch him tip the waiters in coconuts.