Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shoot. Bus. I could take a bus.
He's so odd, that one.
but there was so much buzzing in their heads.
-Yes, sir. -The trunk. The trunk.
-Where's your hat? -I forgot my hat.
Eh, place this big, you're gonna need a drink.
You know, I actually used to sing.
but it was a bust.
I can't take him substituting the word "poi" for "goy"
-(laughs) -So, Shirley tells me
Thank you! Good night!
You have to rush the condiment table really quick
Ha! That's the way to do it.
and look down at who you can see in the audience.
-No, seriously. -No, seriously. I am out on bail.
Uh, no, she's still in New York.
-You're a very decent gentleman. -Blame my mother.
-Ha. -Fuck!
Just... more than you're used to.
-Really? -No. I don't give a fuck about pastels class.
I mean, isn't that the whole big thing that happens?
That's what I've been doing for a month.
I go to clubs at night and tell jokes.
I've never walked out halfway through a play before.
Christ and Moses fly to New York, transcontinental.
Polynesian clothes.
I am definitely not a whore.
So I'm thinking, if this night continues to go in the direction
it's currently headed, we should have dinner next week.
I only care if he can drive.
(women laugh)
No, the bitch operator.
and the indoor skating rink-- a skating rink,
♪ You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up ♪
doesn't mean you can't be happy.
So, anyhow, you walk up to the edge of the lane
I'm shorthanded. If you can get here by 3:00 today,
-Yeah. -She looks even less funny now!
He is very smart.
I'm back in the show.
Criss Cross
A Frenchman, a Yankee, and a Ruskie
Look at this. Look at me.
-He wasn't done yet, Ruthie. -RUTHIE: He looked done.
I haven't bagged him. One date.
and-and, because they don't really know any of this,
(laughter)
velocity, wind resistance.
Do you really think you can go back
or fleeing Egypt.
You do look very fancy.
-Voluntarily? -Yep. They go every year.
Well, it wouldn't have been short
-Uh, one more time? -She's great. I want her back.
PHIPPS: You talk of protecting this girl--
They know. And Joel, my ex.
♪ ♪
Thank you, everybody.
And-and when people come up here with kids,
but I guess maybe I could take a bus to...
After waffles, I lost $2.00
-No. -Crisscross, crisscross.
I'll tell the two thieves who were trying to take food
I doubt he'll even know you're there.
"He brought a very attractive Jewish boy with him.
The demands came after Mr. Moses dismissed
MIDGE: I'm like a camel.
I think she needs protection from you.
is here...
he's gonna pull me off the stage in front of 400,000 people.
Works in the Hamptons now shucking oysters.
I don't know why I'm helping you.
out of my family's mouth that they win.
My husband. Boyfriend.
♪ Please send her home to me ♪
(stammers) She doesn't look anything
something that...
your husband is waiting for you on the main porch.
And he'd wonder at the grandeur.
you're gonna be buried in Israel.
You have to sit through the whole play.
Look, she just doesn't have her makeup on yet. Okay?
-curtains, lights. -A floor.
Abe, I'm begging you, I'm not a well man.
-God, we are so much alike. -We are nothing alike.
-And that's why you're grumpy? -I'm not grumpy.
If you're out, get off the floor.
it's not.
It is not a toy.
What are you doing? Are you counting?
FRED: Oh, I got something. Does your comic work blue?
"Moses is a ringer for Charlton Heston, and, uh,
-in casual conversation. -All right, I'll tell you what.
I got a chance to get back up to the makeup floor.
We're talking about the same Revlon counter here, right?
Yes, but it's a play.
Well, not as good as Lenny Bruce-- yet.
That's impossible. For what?