Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ You're a darling and... ♪

♪ Is something he can't see ♪

Games. There's games. You like games? I like games.

and people throwing up in the corner.

and you bagged yourself a doctor?

-Hello? -Miriam Maisel, Mrs. O'Toole.

Hello. I enjoyed your act.

-My God, is that Jack Bergen? -Simon says pound your chest...

What kind of sadists feed you ten meals a day,

you only have about five left to begin with.

and he would wonder what 40 Puerto Ricans were doing

The Catskills is a time to unwind.

"The-- way in the back.

figured out something was up and put a lock on the microphone.

running my own very successful business.

You do not tell me what I should know! I know!

Really? Sorry, Susie.

The makeup department! You should've told me.

In other news, Hawaii is now a state.

but I have to insist that you stop yelling into two telephones--

-I need a comic. -And you got one.

looking like the president's wife, and when I don't,

♪ Now all that's gonna have to end ♪

we're not so lucky to get the whole summer off,

"What is it? Oh, you're never gonna guess who's here."

OPERATOR: I don't appreciate that kind of language, sir.

So how's the meatloaf?

we stand a chance is because the men are too full to run.

Things happen in the Catskills.

just to someone else but never to me, you put it on.

with his mind on their wedding night

So it's not a terribly well-kept secret.

He was rich. They wanted his money.

than any other room I've ever played in my entire life.

-Where is it? -It's in the makeup department.

when it waddled between him and a dollar bill.

My chances are fair to good. Let's play.

In such a hurry to lose, Jerome?

and I completely lost track of time

I will be here all week trying to figure out

so I thought I'd just...

Do you hear yourself? Who has a day like that?

Tonight? That's short notice.

I'll call you Brenda.

Is it? Fucking make up your mind.

She wants me to show her where to put her fingers.

Paging me now, are you?

Then I'll be too cold.

-Tits up. -Tits up.

like-like, we could go back in and we're not.

about your personal life again and a tip you give me

Took a class on how to do a Cleopatra eye,

Your manager is walking around Steiner with a plunger?

I'm taking you home.

I wonder what Mamie Eisenhower would do in this situation.

(birds calling)

and uncalloused hands.

I can't listen to his litany of "lei'd" jokes.

instead of look funny, okay?

-Hello, Zundee. -Midge, the good booth is open.

or next to the incinerator, is there?

-for a cotton ball. -Simon says clap your hands.

MAN (over P.A.): Attention, Mrs. Greenstein,

but in my business,

Makeup? How much makeup? How much makeup does she wear?